Full name: Demon-o McElbur
Age: approx. 348956349563478936252
Sex: Yes please
Currently living in: North London Asylum
Occupation: Bad guy
Sexual orientation: Anything with a hole
Body build: Mega-ripped
Skin colour: Purple
Hair: Super saiyan style red
Distinguishing features: Demon. Hard to miss. Also a gold tooth.
Preferred clothing: Everything on full dangle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Physical illnesses?: Nope
Mental illnesses?: Probably.
Take drugs/smoke?: Never get high on your own supply.
Way of speaking: Swears nearly every other word
Common conversation starter: H'rr
Likes: Morning strolls, gardening, occasional genocide
Dislikes: Things that breathe, FNaF, tumblr
Strengths: Uber-strong, uber-fast, laser-eyes
Weaknesses: Spiders, bullets, student demon-slayers with no training
Laser eyes, juggling, breathing fire, above average alcohol tolerance
Government: To be destroyed
Religion: Demon-o-ism or bust
Technology: Apple Watch or bust
Food: curried baby
Time of day: Bedtime
Movie: Transformers 4: Age of Extinction
Type of art: Nude French babes
Genre of music: Bad guy theme songs
Genre of shows: Gore
Genre of movies: Rom-coms
The ultimate foe of the Krohe Kruhe, older than time itself, and a right c***.
Friends/Allies: Hitler, Bin Laden, Barney the Dinosaur
Enemies: The Krohe Kruhe
"Curse you Perry the Platypus."
"We're blasting off again."
"1v1 me m9"
Won "The Most Evil Bad Guy" 3 years in a row.
Never learned to drive
Can eat a whole bus of children in under 30 minutes