Full name: Demon-o McElbur
Age: approx. 348956349563478936252
Sex: Yes please
Gender: Gramale
Currently living in: North London Asylum
Species/race: Demon
Occupation: Bad guy
Sexual orientation: Anything with a hole
Status: KOS
AppearanceBody build: Mega-ripped
Skin colour: Purple
Hair: Super saiyan style red
Eyes:
statici.behindthevoiceactors.c…Distinguishing features: Demon. Hard to miss. Also a gold tooth.
Preferred clothing: Everything on full dangle
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Accessories: Sunglasses
Health
Posture: Perfect
Physical illnesses?: Nope
Mental illnesses?: Probably.
Take drugs/smoke?: Never get high on your own supply.
Conversation
Way of speaking: Swears nearly every other word
Common conversation starter: H'rr
Likes/Dislikes
Likes: Morning strolls, gardening, occasional genocide
Dislikes: Things that breathe, FNaF, tumblr
Hobbies
Killing
Habits
Killing
Strengths/Weaknesses
Strengths: Uber-strong, uber-fast, laser-eyes
Weaknesses: Spiders, bullets, student demon-slayers with no training
Skills/abilities
Laser eyes, juggling, breathing fire, above average alcohol tolerance
Views/opinions on...
Government: To be destroyed
Religion: Demon-o-ism or bust
Technology: Apple Watch or bust
Favourites
Food: curried baby
Colour: Aquamarine
Animal: Slug
Number: 69
Season: 5
Time of day: Bedtime
Movie: Transformers 4: Age of Extinction
Show: Teletubbies
Type of art: Nude French babes
Genre of music: Bad guy theme songs
Genre of shows: Gore
Genre of movies: Rom-coms
History
The ultimate foe of the Krohe Kruhe, older than time itself, and a right c***.
Personality
Dickhead
Relationships
Friends/Allies: Hitler, Bin Laden, Barney the Dinosaur
Enemies: The Krohe Kruhe
Quotes
"Curse you Perry the Platypus."
"We're blasting off again."
"1v1 me m9"
Trivia
Won "The Most Evil Bad Guy" 3 years in a row.
Never learned to drive
Can eat a whole bus of children in under 30 minutes